1.         I think your balls are hanging too low

   2.         Santa’s sack is really bulging!

   3.         Did you get anything under the tree?

   4.         From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real

   5.         That’s an odd looking box

   6.         The batteries died!

   7.         Good King Wenseslaus went down

   8.         Are you gonna do that by hand or with a blower?

   9.         Where’s the Virgin?

10.         Giving is as much fun as receiving!

11.         Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

12.         Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath

13.         I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy

14.         Can I interest you in some dark meat?

15.         To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall

16.         Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

17.         Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

18.         Talk about a huge breast!

19.         It’s Cool Whip time!

20.         If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

21.         Are you ready for seconds yet?

22.         Are you going to come again next Year?

23.         It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

24.         Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

25.         Don’t play with your meat

26.         Just spread the legs open & stuff it in

27.         Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

28.         I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

29.         Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it

30.         How long will it take after you stick it in?

31.         Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

32.         How many are coming?

33.         That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

34.         How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

35.         Just lay back & take it easy, I’ll do the rest

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