Archive for December, 2009

Jokes with Jeff’s dad - December 30, 2009

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Jeff & George

So does the apple fall far from the tree? It’s time for Jokes with Jeff’s dad… today only, catch George live in the studio with Scott & Jeff!

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Bernie’s Take… Browns vs Raiders, Wk 16

Monday, December 28th, 2009

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#19… Bernie Kosar joins Scott & Jeff on the WNCX Morning Show before and after every Browns game this season. What went right and what went wrong? Check out Bernie’s take…


Click below to listen to the Post-Raiders game “Bernie’s Take; Monday, December 28, 2009:


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The Nite before a Cleveland Christmas

Thursday, December 24th, 2009
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(From Agent Rodney’s perspective…)

It was the night before Christmas,
and all through the trailer park,
not a pop-top was poppin’,
not even Ole Rambo barked.

Our stockin’s was hung
over the space heater with care,
in the hopes that Santy
would fill ‘em with Viennas and beer.

The kids was asleep
in their NASCAR pj’s,
Dreamin’ of Goo Goo Clusters,
Moon Pies, and Milkyway’s.

And Rita in her curlers
and me in my Earnhardt cap,
had just settled into our La-Z-Boys
for Wheel of Fortune and a nap.

Then out in the vacant lot
I heard such a commotion,
I thought it was my neighbor Clyde,
finally got his ole T’bird in motion.

I heaved out of my recliner
and to the window I flew,
Busted out the screen
and spit out my chew.

The moon was shinin down
on my old wrecked cars,
so bright they was sparklin’
like rusty old stars.

And I couldn’t believe
my own hardworkin’ eyes,
when a jacked-up Chevy pickup
come flyin’ through the sky!

Faster’n Ole Ironhead
his possums they came,
and he whooped and hollered
and called ‘em by name:

“Git up Sooner! Hi Duke!
Move yer tails Yeller and Spud!
On Blackie! On Queenie!
You mind me Duchess and Bud!”

“To the top of the satellite dish!
To the top of the shed!
Now move it n’ Step on it!
Ya’ll get out the lead!”

You know how on our old road
whenev’r a car goes by,
there’s all this dirt
that flies up into the sky?

That’s how his crew
went straight on up to my roof,
with that pickup full of toys,
a real nice gun rack too!

Then ‘fore I could pop my teeth in
I heerd up on the tin,
the scrabbling around
of them flying possums of his’n.

I yanked my head back in the trailer
and hitched up my shorts,
Down the dryer vent Santy came
with a grunt and a snort!

He was dressed in red-and-green camo
from his neck to his feet,
and I had to give him credit
he still had most of his teeth!

Looked like stuff from Rita’s yard sale
slung on his back,
There was flyswatters an’ Tupperware,
an’ 8-tracks stickin’ out of his pack.

When he winked his eye
I knew fer sure he’d treat us right,
why he just might even
leave me some ammo tonight!

I stood there dreamin’ of a whitetail
while I watched him work,
then he stopped and like a real man,
let out a fart and a burp.

He topped off our stockin’s
with Moon Pies and bottle rockets,
then squeezed up the dryer vent
like Spam in your pocket.

He jumped in his pickup,
laid down on the horn,
And I’m not lyin’,
they took off with their possum tails flyin’.

But I heard him holler
as he took a hard left
“Merry Christmas to all,
and make sure to listen to ‘NCX and my
good friends Scott and Jeff!!


May we always remember them

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

(A Different Christmas Poem)

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

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Jokes with Jeff’s dad - December 23, 2009

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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So does the apple fall far from the tree? It’s time for Jokes with Jeff’s dad…

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Bernie’s Take… Browns vs Chiefs, Wk 15

Friday, December 18th, 2009

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#19… Bernie Kosar joins Scott & Jeff on the WNCX Morning Show before and after every Browns game this season. What went right and what went wrong? Check out Bernie’s take…


Click below to listen to the Post-Chiefs game “Bernie’s Take; Monday, December 21, 2009:


Click below to listen to the Pre-Chiefs game “Bernie’s Take”; Friday, December 18, 2009:

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Secondhand News - December 17, 2009

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Robbing banks… Impeach Sanford… Dominoes changing pizza… Flashing teens… and more. It’s Secondhand News!

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35 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but arent

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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   1.         I think your balls are hanging too low

   2.         Santa’s sack is really bulging!

   3.         Did you get anything under the tree?

   4.         From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real

   5.         That’s an odd looking box

 

 

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Click below to listen to intern Agent 99 read her favorites from the list!


Jokes with Jeff’s dad - December 16, 2009

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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So does the apple fall far from the tree? It’s time for Jokes with Jeff’s dad…

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Bernie’s Take… Browns vs Steelers, Wk 14

Monday, December 14th, 2009

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#19… Bernie Kosar joins Scott & Jeff on the WNCX Morning Show before and after every Browns game this season. What went right and what went wrong? Check out Bernie’s take…


Click below to listen to the Post-Steelers game “Bernie’s Take; Monday, December 14, 2009:


Click below to listen to the Pre-Steelers game “Bernie’s Take; Thursday, December 10, 2009:

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WNCX Feed-A-Family Auction

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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It’s the WNCX/Feed A Family Auction during this mornings WNCX Morning Show… proceeds benefit the Salvation Army and the Hunger Network of Greater Cleveland.

Auction Item #1: Brian Robiskie autographed official NFL Football including his years at Chagrin Falls, Ohio State and the Cleveland Browns. WINNING BID: $225! Thank you Jene!

Auction Item #2: Josh Cribbs autographed 8×10 photo and t-shirt; plus an Anderson Varejao autographed basketball. WINNING BID: $400! Thank you Alex!

Auction Item #3: Four (4) Field Box tickets and the chance to throw out the Ceremonial First Pitch at a 2010 Cleveland Indians home game. WINNING BID: $750! Thank you Jim!

Total amount raised… $1,375.00

4 meals served for every $1 raised — total meals raised — 5,500! Thank you Cleveland!


Dont forget to listen and join us tomorrow (Friday, December 11) as 98.5 WNCX hosts the Feed-A-Family Charity Marathon. We’ll be broadcasting live from 6AM to 7PM at the Westfield Great Northern Mall with special guests and live performances. Help families in need this holiday season as every dollar raised will provide four meals. All proceeds benefit the Salvation Army and the Hunger Network of Greater Cleveland!


Secondhand News - December 10, 2009

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Congress pushing NCAA Football playoffs?… Eat Rats you filthy reality tv star… Moonshine for todlers… and more. It’s Secondhand News!

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